July 2012
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theeglasschild:
i fucking hate it when netflix plays the next episode for you and then pauses a few seconds after it starts and says “are you still watching”.
i feel like it’s fucking judging me as i shamefully turn on the ps3 controller and click yes.
netflix: “are you still watching?”
me: “….yes…”
netflix: “god, you’re a fucking piece of shit. keep watching t.v. you fat fuck.”
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Watchhurrrdurrr
Watchniggaimdeadass:
thebakerschronicles:
turdshuffler:
puppyluver43:
parenting
Lmao did you see how quick those first kids scattered?
thisssss bitch
gimme that car. See how quick them tears roll
Tears of joy man
my nigga for real!!
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Hightimes with Tiffani Adams...
Me: left stop and shop
Me: tried to get into someone else vehicle
Me: cause i thought it was mine noticed there were odd baggs in the seat
Me: *slowly walks to own car*
Me: lmfaooo
Erica: GO HOME NAO
Erica: LOLLL
Me: i am home nao lmfaooo
Erica: OMG LOLOL
Me: onliii mii
Erica: LMFAO AHAHA
Me: Lmfao omg
Me: i even had my stuff on top of their car
Erica: OMG LOL WERE THEY IN THERE
Me: NO LMFAOOO
Erica: DID IT EVEN LOOK LIKE YOUR CAR
Me: Omg I can imagine them looking up at me like ‘whaat?’
Me: it was the same car
Me: only a lot nicer
Me: and in a handicap spot
Me: LOL
Erica: LMFAO LOLOL
Me: I muttered "this isn't my car..oops.." and walked away
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