remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like
after watching anaconda
There were no survivors.
There’s this really cute lesbian that sits behind me in one of my classes and because of my femme-like appearance she probably has no idea I’m one of thEM. So I think I’m gonna write “me too” on the back of my neck so she will know bc I need more gay friends u don’t understand
give me hickeys and tell me you never want to be without me
give me money and text me once a week so i know you’re not dead
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most